Zucchini Chocolate Chip Muffins
Zucchini (Courgette) contain minerals that help cleanse veins and capillaries. This enhances oxygen that intensifies desire and performance in the bedroom…or any room for that matter! If you eat zucchini a few hours before a sexual performance, there just might be an encore!
Zucchini is versatile in savory or sweet dishes and due to its phallic shape, resembling that of male genitalia, it’s also fun to play and cook with!
~ 2 cups all-purpose flour, leveled off
~ 2 medium zucchini, shredded
~ 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
~ 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
~ 1/2 teaspoon salt
~ 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
~ 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
~ 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted
~ 1 cup light brown sugar
~ 2 large eggs
~ 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
~ 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
~ 1/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans (optional)
In a large bowl, mix flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg and set aside.
In a medium bowl, whisk eggs, brown sugar, vanilla extract and butter. Stir in zucchini then combine with dry ingredients into large bowl.
Stir in chocolate chips and nuts.
Using an ice cream scooper or large spoon, fill a greased muffin tin almost to the top of each. Sprinkle a few extra chocolate chips on top of each.
Bake on 350 degrees for approximately 20 minutes until golden brown or until a toothpick inserted into muffin comes out without any wet batter on it!
Let cool for 10 minutes then pop out of tin and enjoy!
