A tomatillo is a small tomato-like green fruit with a papery husk. Known as the Mexican husk tomato, the spherical green fruit can be compared to the MALE TESTICLE. The husk helps to protect the STICKY green fruit underneath, while the stickiness helps to ward off insects. While they can be eaten raw, they are very sour. This DELICIOUS green salsa or “salsa verde” may not necessarily be a pure aphrodisiac, but it will definitely make your SENSES become MAGICALLY TINGLY.
Tomatillo Salsa
- 4 tomatillos
- 1/2 cup finely chopped onion
- 1 clove minced garlic
- 1 serrano chile pepper, minced
- 1 tablespoon oregano
- 1/2 teaspoon cumin
- HANDFUL chopped cilantro
- 1-2 teaspoons salt to TASTE
- 2 cups water
Place all ingredients in a medium sauce pan and bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer until tomatillos are SOFT and break OPEN, about 15-20 minutes. This gives you and your partner enough time for a 15 minute QUICKIE!
Use a blender to puree all ingredients you boiled. Gradually add the water you used into the blender, until salsa is to your DESIRED consistency. The best way to TASTE this, is to stick your FINGER in the salsa allowing it to DRIP DOWN just SLOW enough for your partner to catch it with their TONGUE and LICK it off. This salsa can be served with tortilla chips, pita, meat or chicken.
Keep your eyes and NAUGHTY minds OPEN for next weeks’ DELICIOUS recipe from my ORGASMIC OCTOBER collection for you and your partner to enjoy!
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