Butternut squash has the phallic shape definitely resembling a very well endowed penis and testicles.
Butternut Squash Soup
~ 1 large butternut squash
~ 1 cup water
~ 1 cup milk or Almond milk
~ 1 cup heavy cream
~ 1 tbsp. nutmeg
~ salt & pepper, to taste
~ olive oil
Using a sharp knife peel squash and cut insides into chunks. You can sometimes also find squash already cut and peeled in certain grocery stores as the skin is extremely hard! To get a nice smokey, roasted flavor, you can bake the squash on a cookie sheet in the oven. Drizzle with olive oil, salt and pepper and bake for 20 minutes, flipping over once.
Put squash and all other ingredients in a sauce pot on medium heat. As squash softens you can smash with a potato masher or blend until desired thickness!
To serve, hollow out a round sourdough, Italian or rye bread and fill with hot soup. It’s so pretty and delicious that you and your partner can eat from the bread bowl together!
